Friday, February 13, 2009

"MISERABLE HUMAN BEING"

Name of my first child; Misery.

It could be a very pretty name if it didn't mean what it does. Imagine actually naming your child that. "Miseryyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you drivin' me crazy." "Oh Misery, you are always so miserable." See, phrases like that would only make the kid feel worse. They might become filled with emotions that allow them to believe that by being alive, they are their parents misery. And what does it rhyme with, could you even make a poem with that name? Misery, chivalry. Guess what, chivalry is dead. Go die Misery.

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