wow/cool tour of kingston

Kingston is facking hot. I swear, I start to profusely sweat at the drop of a dime. Walk in to one room.... my face melts off. Walk in another.... I'm thinking where the hell is my leg? Oh it must be that puddle beneath my body.

(notice my red coloured font, I'm just emphasizing the FACKING HEAT)

These are just a few of the perks to living here.

Let us list some more now.

-safety: Kingston is home to the federal penitentiary as well as many other fine jails. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I live in a place where I can feel very safe in. I feel comfortable because I know that they are locked up here and they could never POSSIBLY escape.

-people: F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S. Facking awesome barbies using lsd outside under sun. The penitentiary brings a lovely diverse community to kingston. Everyone has really nice tattoos.

-nature surroundings: Not only is the weather amazing, but so is nature! The campus is full of trees the width of belinda's waist and the grass is green. I can't forget the lake too! If I went swimming I would probably get flesh eating disease. yay!!

more coming from canada's FIRST capital